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Cajuns helping with BP Oil Spill |
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Thibodeaux and Boudreaux, went to get hired to help clean up after the oil
spill. The boss man told them to head down to the marshes and help clean the
pelicans. They got 34 of 'em skinned and cooked before they got fired. |
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Brian Regan - Emerg Room Pt. 1 |
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Brian Regan - Emerg Room Pt. 2 |
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Brian Regan on Talking to UPS |
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Boudreaux lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite beignets wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs..
When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite beignets.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture.
His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the beignets was already in his mouth.
With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife. "Stop" she said "Those are for the funeral." |
This happened about 6 months ago on Louisiana Hwy 57 just outside of Dulac,
a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana , and while it sounds like an
Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
A salesman had abandoned his disabled vehicle on the side of the road, and
attempted to hitchhike. The night was pitch dark in the middle of a
thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard
he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.
Suddenly, through the sheets of rain, he saw a car moving slowly,
approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently
crept toward him and stopped. Desperately needing a ride, the salesman
jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there
was no one behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the
rain.
Again the car crept silently forward and the salesman was terrified, too
scared to think of jumping out and running. He saw that the car was
approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to
pray and beg for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road
and into the bayou and he would then drown!
But just before the curve, a shadowy hand appeared at the driver's window,
reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the
bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and he
was alone again.
Paralyzed with fear, the salesman watched the hand reappear every time they
reached a curve. Finally, scared nearly to death, he had all he could take,
jumped out of the car, and ran into town.
Wet and in shock, he went into Schmoopy's. Voice quavering, he ordered two
cups of coffee, black, and then told everybody about his supernatural
experience.
The room became silent and everybody got goose bumps when they realized this
guy was telling the truth (and not just some drunk).
About 30 minutes later two Cajuns, dripping wet, walked into Schmoopy's and
one says to the other, "Look, Boudreaux, ders dat idiot what rode in our car
when we wuz pushin' it in the rain!!!" |
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Scientist Discover New Element |
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Scientists have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 4 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. |
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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA!!! |
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Mandles - Candles for Manly Men |
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More Poo Humor - Boo Weekly on Jay Leno |
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Believe it or not, we learned about this in science and thought we may be able to find a video of it on the web. We were not disappointed! This is how a Hippo marks his territory on land or in the water. |
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So you think you had a bad day! |
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Check this video out! Watch it here |
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Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to
assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed
the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see
what I am doing!' |
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Snowball the Dancing Parrot |
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Fully loaded Russian Aircraft taking off in Austrailia |
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Interesting dialog from Austrailian Control Tower watching fully loaded Il-76 use every flaming inch of runway on takeoff. Watch it here
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